16 Funny Amazon-Like Reviews Of Underrated Animal Species That Made Us LOL

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Blake Seidel • Managing Editor & Brand Manager
Mar 11, 2023 5:00 PM EST

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat today. We found for you some hilarious Amazon-like reviews for some of the most underrated animal species out there. Have you heard of a tree kangaroo before? Because we hadn't. And it's cute as heck. The bad news is, this review made us want one ASAP, and apparently you can only find them in the tropical rainforests of New Guinea and far northeastern Queensland. Sounds pretty far to travel for a cute Pokemon, but you know we gotta catch 'em all.

Our favorite is probably the review of the crocodile. "Color not as shown, just sits on a heated rock all day and lets turtles climb on top of it." Kinda makes us want to get a crocodile now. Our only complaint about this post is that there aren't nearly enough reviews. We want more!

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  • 01
    Black-footed ferret - TYGER @TygerWDR Follow CAT/SNAKE HYBRID Extremely musky. 5/6 ends sharp and pointy. Handles like a furry noodle. But fantastic for taking care of unwanted prairie dogs along your property. #rateaspecies
    via @tygerWDR
  • 02
    Font - TYGER @TygerWDR Follow NOT WHAT I ORDERED I ordered a duck, otter, and beaver bundle apparently there was some kind of freak accident in shipping or something. Contacted shipper, they claim no error. Bad seller. NEVER BUYING AGAIN! #rateaspecies
    via @TygerWDR

    A duck, otter, and beaver bundle, hah! That's a pretty good way to describe a platypus. Don't forget the poisonous armpits that they have, and the fact that they have fun AND lay eggs. Not an accident, but definitely a weird animal for sure!

  • 03
    Green - Chrislock L @shtoopy Follow very unsatisfied with the shipping. I ordered a frog and what I got was this big melted pile. #rateaspecies
    via @shtoopy
  • 04
    Jaw - CA AcademyOfSciences @calacademy ★★★ NOT AS EXPECTED Color not as shown (not even CLOSE!!!), supposed to be predator but just sits on heated rock all day and let turtles walk all over him (if ambush predators are so different you should tell people) also missing one toe??? #rateaspecies Follow
    via @calacademy
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    Eye - Woodland Park Zoo @woodlandparkzoo Follow I WAS A DOUBTER I was skeptical but this really works! You can't just put any kind of kangaroo in a tree. You need to make sure you get the right kind. Look for labels like "Matschie's" or "Goodfellow's" to know it's the real deal. #rateaspecies
    via @woodlandparkzoo

    You better believe we're going to so a whole post about the lil cuties. It's not often you come across animals that could be real-life Pokemon, and this guy is one of them. Just wait until you see how fluffy they are!

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    Organism - MASS Woodland Park Zoo @woodlandparkzoo Follow MISLABELED Warning. Not as labeled. This is a straight up bear. Not a sloth. Not a sloth/bear hybrid. Very good quality bear, as long as you know what you're getting into. #rateaspecies
    via @woodlandparkzoo
  • 07
    Bird - Katie O'Reilly @DrKatfish Follow ★★★★★Pleasantly surprised. Thought I had ordered a Roomba, but this did an excellent job of cleaning up my ecosystem. Only downside is the projectile vomiting. Overall 5 stars, would drunkenly purchase again. #rate aspecies Glen Bartlew/Audubon Field Guid
    via @DrKatfish
  • 08
    Terrestrial plant - Monterey Bay Aquarium @MontereyAq Follow PRAYING THEY KEEP MAKING THESE As seen on @Oatmeal. Full set is the ultimate seafood multi-tool: tenderizes, slices and serves in milliseconds! Comes in all colors plus some you can't see. #rateaspecies
    via @MontereyAq
  • 09
    Bird - Rick Schwartz tweets animals @ZookeeperRick Follow 3/5 Audio Recorder: Mixed feelings on this review. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone. It only records what it finds interesting. AND will replay LOUDLY usually at or BEFORE sunrise.Also, no battery needed. Requires fresh fruits & veggies. VERY MESSY. #rateaspecies
    via @ZookeeperRick
  • 10
    Water - Monterey Bay Aquarium @MontereyAq Follow ★★★otter be 4 stars but ok first of all i'm very satisfied much improved over river edition. extremely warm insulation which adds buoyancy. if u like kelp the UrchinCrusher+ is a must on coastal trips. minus one star because it's actually a weasel lol?! #rateaspecies
    via @MontereyAq
  • 11
    Bird - R Oregon Zoo @OregonZoo YOU WONT BE Follow DISAPPOINTED This stylish little unit is amazing. Sound quality A+. No distortion at full volume but bass is a little weak. Top rotates which is a plus. #rateaspecies SAN
    via @OregonZoo
  • 12
    Organism - Los Angeles Zoo and Botanical G... @LAZOO Follow PROS & CONS Dwarf model provides rapid clearing of foliage, weeds, and unwanted shrubbery in a compact design. Exceptionally adorable, but also will devour clothing and paper if left unattended. Occasionally hard-headed but fun to have around. #rate aspecies
    via @LAZOO
  • 13
    Frog - Josh's Frogs @JoshsFrogs Follow VERY HAPPY Not to be confused with a smiling leaf. Very bouncy and keeps cricket population under control. Offers eye antennas for improved smile signal. #rate aspecies
    via @JoshsFrogs
  • 14
    Vertebrate - Oregon Zoo @OregonZoo Follow ★ FIRST IMPRESSIONS Overall very good first impressions. Sturdy built, totally winter-ready and waterproof. Only comes in brown but that's actually a plus for me. #rateaspecies
    via @OregonZoo
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    Carnivore - TYGER @TygerWDR Follow ★GREAT FOR FISHING Extremely luxurious exterior hides a strong & sturdy frame. Extreme traction on a 4x4 drivetrain for all terrain grip. Overengineered but a solid unit for outdoor excursions. Can run on peanut butter but not recommended. #rateaspecies
    via @TygerWDR
  • 16
    Organism - Oregon Zoo @OregonZoo Follow GREAT VALUE LOVE these. Must-have on all outdoor adventures. Keeps bugs off even when wet. Cordless. #rateaspecies ⒸDurham
    via @OregonZoo

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